1.Even if you do manage to eat enough bananas to survive for another month, as any schoolchild knows, bananas are highly radioactive. Any mutations you develop as a result of banana-eating must be hidden watchful eyes of the High Inquisitor and his cruel disciples, lest you be cast out into the wasteland to die.
2.First formulated in 1783 by William Pitt the Elder Jr., the seven secret oils of British government are olive (for peace), rapeseed (for agriculture), coconut (for cleanliness), peanut (for allergies), eucalyptus (for justice), soybean (for war), and spearmint (for fresh breath).
3.According to the World Health Organization, every year two million people are killed by a wood-burning stove. None of us have ever seen a wood-burning stove except Charles, who went to Tibet on his gap year. Apparently they're frightful